Speed Round
PORN
You know you’ve made it big when porn stars are naming themselves after you. TMZ reports, “Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled “Nailin’ Paylin.” The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!” [TMZ]
HITCHED
Shock Jock Howard Stern tied the knot Friday, getting hitched to his longtime girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky. [MSNBC]
JUST JAREDS
Are you hungry? Do you like free sandwiches? Is your name “Jared"? Then you’re in luck: in one of the wackier promotions we’ve heard lately, Dominos Pizza is promoting its new oven-baked sandwiches by giving them away, no charge, to people named “Jared.” Hey, pick one up for us, too, ok J? [EarthTimes]
CALLING INDIANA JONES!
How cool is this? New satellite technology was able to, in effect, peel away centuries of dirt and mud to reveal a hidden pyramid in Peru, near the Cahuachi desert. They believe it is an ancient, sacred site of the Nazca civilization who lived in the area until it was destroyed by a flood and an earthquake between 300 and 350 A.D. [MSNBC]
PARTON ME?
“I can relate to Sarah Palin. I always say we’re very much alike. Both small town girls ... and we both carry an AK-47."—-Dolly Parton on how she and Sarah Palin are just alike. [USA Today]
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CRAZIEST HEADLINE
“Peanut Butter Attack! High school student charged with assault on severely allergic classmate.” [Perez Hilton]
HUMOR IS THE BEST MEDICINE
“I broke up with my boyfriend and two weeks later he was sent to prison for fraud. I mean, we’ve all been there, right ladies?"-Anne Hathaway’s opening line when she hosted Saturday Night Live, this past Saturday. [People]
$700 BILLION IS EQUAL TO....
Seven Apollo programs or 70 state-of-the-art atom-smashers. We wonder how many “Apollo 13″ movies that would be. [MSNBC]
WILL AND GRACE SPINOFF?
New reports claim that a spin-off is in the works for Will and Grace characters Karen and Jack (aka the only funny ones on the show). The show was originally supposed to launch several years ago but then Joey bombed and Megan Mullally got her own TV show. If a pilot episode is successful, Karen & Jack could be on the air in the U.S. next autumn. [ImNotObsessed]
BONUS QUOTE
What does Demi Levato have to say about a recent Miley video mocking her and Selena Gomez? “Um, I really don’t know Miley that well. We didn’t take offense or think it was a negative or a positive. It was just like, OK, cool, Hannah Montana knows who I am!’ She gave me advice on publicity and making it big, and she was like, ‘I hope you’re very successful.’” [Perez]
WHERE IS JANET?
Janet Jackson has canceled several more shows over the next week, but although some insiders claim she has vertigo, her spokesperson has yet to confirm what’s going on. Feel better! [Perez]
ELECTION FASHION
Before you head to the polls to vote, take a second to check what you’re wearing. Some counties and cities are prohibiting those in t-shirts promoting certain candidates, or buttons with candidate names on them, from entering polling places. Make sure you check in advance (or bring along an extra shirt). [CBS]
CRUSH
MicCheck hearts Michael Cera. Turns out, we’re not the only ones. Entertainment Weekly voted Michael the best actor under 30, and the New York Times deemed him “excellent.” With any luck, this means we’ll be seeing more of him soon! [WaPo]
DOG-TASTIC
The top grossing film at the box office this weekend was Beverley Hills Chihuahua, beating out Eagle Eye (with Shia LeBeouf) and Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (with Michael Certa). It grossed $29 million according to Nielson. [USAT]