Celebration Excuse
Spring’s the ripe time to change names, Spaniards cease hacking Spaniards to death, and Three Mile gives the world a radioactive scare. It’s March 28 and here’s why Mic Check is celebrating.
1774
British Parliament adopts the Coercive Acts. Little did they know, Americans just don’t like to be coerced.
1814
Guillotin, inventor of the machine of the same name, dies. His head, incidentally, stayed with his body.
1834
Scandal! President Andrew Jackson—the original bad boy—is censured for defunding the Second Bank of the United States.
1930
Constantinople and Angora decide to freshen up their image for spring season and change their names to Istanbul and Ankara for a new attitude.
1939
One million lives later, the Spanish Civil War ends and the bad guys still are in power.
1964
The “King” is ousted from his throne. Beatles break Elvis’ record of consecutive hits
1979
Your nuclear power naysayer’s worst nightmare: Three Mile Island, Pennsylvania’s nuclear reactor, has a meltdown. Panic attacks across the nation ensue.
Can’t Hardly Wait to Eat Cake
1928: Mika’s dad (and former National Security Adviser) Zbiginew Brzezinski
1970: He’s so money and he doesn’t even know it. Champion of the Frat Pack, Vince Vaughan
1975: Ex-beauty queen Shanna Moakler, prime example of hot girl going for way less attractive guys
1981: Julia Stiles, actress most likely to win “Dancing With The Stars”
Daybook
Stumpin’
California Democratic Party Annual State Convention.
Congress
Senate
Not in session.
House
Spring District Work Period.
10:00 a.m.
National Parks, Forests and Public Lands Subcommittee and Energy and Mineral Resources Subcommittee: Joint field hearing on “Community Impacts of Proposed Uranium Mining Near Grand Canyon National Park.”
TV
Tivo…
Oprah: Oprah’s Great American Haircut (R 11/2/07)
The View: Sen. Barack Obama
Regis & Kelly: Matthew McConaughey, Keira Knightley, Martin Lawrence, Daytime’s leading lady Susan Lucci, k.d. lang
Ellen: Courtney Cox, skier Bode Miller, “American Idol” castoff Amanda Overmyer
Martha: French Chef Show
Fall asleep to…
Letterman: Maryland politician Charles Barkley, comic Billy Burr (R 2/15/08)
Leno: Kid Inventors, Canadian singer k.d. lang
Ferguson: Tom “Magnum” Sellek, racing driver Dario Franchitti, Ziggy Marley
Conan: Jerry Seinfield, Red Sox player David Ortiz, Sondre Lerche (R 11/2/07)
Kimmel: Kate Bosworth, TV sorority girl Spencer Grammer, Seri Tankian
Daly: Baywatch babe Brooke Burns, Shiny Toy Guns (R 3/10/08)