Speed Round
AUDIO: SEN. LINDSEY GRAHAM MISPEAKS
Fresh from his Iraq trip with Sen. John McCain, Sen. Lindsey Graham shows off his stellar expertise of the Iraq war with an overly optimistic troop level prediction. When Gen. Petraeus point blank contradicts him, the Senator claims “misspeaking” as an excuse. Listen to the booboo yourself:
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AUDIO: RUSH LIMBAUGH CLAIMS HE HAS “OPERATIVES”
If you had any doubts as to whether this man was sane or not, here is your final answer:
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AUDIO: CHENEY CALLS CLINTON, OBAMA “WANNABES”
Maybe the Vice President’s been listening to the Spice Girls a little too much? We’re just saying. [Think Progress]
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F-I-R-E I-N C-A-I-R-O
“An American cargo ship under contract to the U.S. Navy fired warning shots at a small Egyptian boat while passing through the Suez Canal, the U.S. military said Tuesday. Egyptian authorities said at least one man was killed, but the U.S. said an investigation was underway and it had no reports of casualties.” [Fox News]
WHOOPS
Instead of sending Taiwan the batteries they ordered in 2005, the Pentagon accidentally shipped them components to make intercontinental ballistic missiles. [CBS News]
GUNS IN THE SKY
A new CNN report charges that, out of 28,000 commercial airline flights a day in the U.S., fewer than 1% are protected by federal air marshals, leading many to ask how the heck the government is spending its $720 million annual federal air marshal budget. [CNN]
OVERDRAWN AT THE FOOD BANK
The UN’s World Food Program is pleading for new donations, as food contributions from the United States have fallen 43% since 2002 (in large part due to increased transportation costs and the faltering U.S. economy.) [USAT]
THE ECONOMY
New reports are showing that consumer confidence fell to a five-year low in March as countless economic indicators show that the country has slipped into recession. [AP]
MUST WATCH
Frontline’s “Bush’s War.” Reminds us how we got into the mess in Iraq, and who was responsible. [Front Line]
SHIA VS. SHIA
“Tensions between Iraq’s major Shiite Muslim factions erupted...as Iraqi security forces launched a major crackdown against militiamen in the southern oil hub of Basra.” [LA Times]
GLOBAL WARMING
Say so long, farewell 220-square-mile chunk of ice in western Antarctica. Or, as we like to call it, global warming’s latest victim. To give you a bit of context: 220-square-miles is about seven times the size of Manhattan. [AP]
GUNS IN THE SKY PART DEUX
Bang bang…thank goodness no one’s dead! The gun of a U.S. Airways pilot accidentally discharges as the plane is about to land.
TEXAN V. TEXAS
The Supreme Court gives the go ahead to the execution of a Mexican death row prisoner by ruling against Bush who tried to overstep his authority by ordering a Texas court to reopen the case. [FOX NEWS]
RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT
The FAA has requested that stop lights be added to runways...which begs the question: Shouldn’t pilots know when to stop? [NY Times]
TRAGEDY
Two people are killed during a crane accident in Miami. [NY Times]
LEVEE SCARES
Floods in Arkansas are straining levees to dangerous points. [Washington Post]
250
The number of people who have been sickened by contaminated water in Colorado. [USA Today]