Speed Round
MILE HIGH CLUB
The BBC cuts to the chase: Is plane sex legal, or what? [BBC]
TOUGHEN UP
Teachers across Canada are increasingly being sued for damaging the self-esteems of their students. In a related stories, everything we ever thought about Canada turns out to be true. [National Post]
DON’T EAT YOUR VEGGIES
Hey, mom, put this in your pipe and smoke it: Turns out, washing your vegetables may not be enough when it comes to stopping them from infecting you with deadly bacteria. [Newsweek]
THIS WILL END WELL
The Vatican eyes building its first church in...Saudi Arabia. [Time]
AMERICAN ELECTIONS ARE BORING
Just think...we could be in Taipei, where urinating men and hamburgers light up poll ads. [Reuters]
RUN FOR THE BORDER
“Man gets 30 days’ jail for taco theft [AP]
HANNAH MONTANA IS KILLING OUR CHILDREN
Or, at least, her toys are. Various items in the Hannah Montana line of products, specifically those with vinyl in them, were found by the Center for Environmental Health to contain high levels of lead. [Gawker]
KILL JOY
“A gossipy book by two ex-concierges at Chicago’s luxurious Four Seasons Hotel has been pulled by Three Rivers Press because the authors were legally banned from writing about their experiences.” Boo. [AP]
ANAEMIA
If you’ve got a mild form of anaemia, you could actually be less vulnerable to “more severe anaemia caused by malaria.” Hoorah! [SciDev]
THIRD STRIKE
Turns out that when states have “three strike” laws, that punish criminals harsher for a third offense, folks are less likely to commit that third crime, but when they do, they tend to be more violent. They call it the “going down swinging” effect. [Slate]
OMG
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson totally might be getting back together. We’re almost famous enough to be crashing that wedding. [Page Six]
WE’RE AVAILABLE
“Key to Happiness: Give Away Money” [Live Science]
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
The science is in: “Young men just find it difficult to tell the difference between women who are being friendly and women who are interested in something more,” said lead researcher Coreen Farris of Indiana University’s Department of Psychological and Brain Sciences.” [Live Science]
KEEP LOOKING
Singapore’s most wanted criminal, Mas Selamat Kastari, responsible for the 2002 Bali bombings, escaped from prison in Singapore “after asking to use the toilet.” [Economist]