Speed Round
PLEASE NOTE
Your samurai swords are no longer welcome in England. [BBC]
DON’T SAY WE DIDN’T WARN YOU
A man in Salt Lake City warns the city council of a possible zombie attack. For serious. [Salt Lake City Tribune]
YOUR HEALTH
Add this to your list: A new report shows that gravel might cause cancer. Along with everything else. [Fox]
WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!
They’re re-releasing original recipe Schlitz! They’re re-releasing original recipe Schlitz! [Sun Times]
LEO’S GONE GREEN
Actor/environmentalist Leonardo DiCaprio just bought a fancy new green bachelor pad in a building “built with only non-pollutant materials and solar-powered energy.” [US Magazine]
$2.6 MILLION
The amount the web address “pizza.com” went for at auction. The owner, who paid $20 for it 14 years ago, was reportedly in shock. [News Blog]
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SEX
Wanna know what’s going through the head of that financial big-shot when he takes that giant monetary risk? S-E-X. “When young men were shown erotic pictures, they were more likely to make a larger financial gamble than if they were shown a picture of something scary, such a snake, or something neutral, such as a stapler, university researchers reported.” [AP]
HERE COMES SOMETHING BIG
Starbucks says it’s announcing something “venti” (that’s “big”) Tuesday, April 8, but it’s a “venti” surprise. Let the rumors begin. [Starbucks]
UNEQUAL PARTNERS
When men and women get hitched, “women spend about an extra seven hours a week in the company of mops and feather dusters, while men do about an hour less.” [ABC]
SAD SNORER
If you’re feeling depressed, it may be that your snoring is keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. [ABC]
GO DOWN, MOSES
Charlton Heston, the flinty gun-totin’ classic movie star is dead at 84. [Washington Post]
SUPER-DUPER INTERNET
Get excited, net-surfers: The scientists who helped invent the internet “have now built a lightning-fast replacement capable of downloading entire feature films within seconds...at speeds about 10,000 times faster than a typical broadband connection.” [Times]
BLOGGING CAN BE DEADLY
“A growing work force of home-office laborers and entrepreneurs, armed with computers and smartphones and wired to the hilt, are toiling under great physical and emotional stress created by the around-the-clock Internet economy that demands a constant stream of news and comment.” [NY Times]