The Keyser Soze Of Iraq Is Back

PLUS: It’s hard out there for an immigrant...Just when you thought it was safe to have a nuclear weapons facility...Why Iran laughs at the concept of sanctions...Global warming isn’t child’s play...You’re no genius...and finally, if Martha Stewart published a magazine about guns, this is what it would look like. Today is October 30th, and this is Mic Check. We still don’t have a friggin’ costume.

Celebration Excuse

Happy National Candy Corn Day!

1918

The Ottoman Empire signs an armistice with the Allies, ending World War I in the Middle East. Because ending world war is a good thing.

1922

Benito Mussolini is made Prime Minister of Italy. How do you say “Oops” in Italian?

1938

Orson Welles broadcasts his radio play of H.G. Wells’s The War of the Worlds, causing a nationwide panic as people believe the radio broadcast to be a live news coverage of invading aliens. Classic.

1988

Philip Morris, one of the world’s largest tobacco corporations, buys Kraft Foods for $13.1 billion. That’s like 20 billion servings of Easy Mac.

1995

Quebec sovereignists lose a referendum for a mandate to negotiate their independence from Canada by a margin of 50.6 percent to 49.4 percent. Ooh, so close don’tcha know?

A Year Older:

1735: John Adams, the second President of the United States. Jefferson called him the “Colossus of Independence,” which would have been a great alias were he a professional wrestler

1939: Grace Slick, Musician best known for her work in Jefferson Airplane and Jefferson Starship. “Marconi plays the mamba. Listen to the radio. Don’t you remember? We built this city…”

1945: Henry Winkler, the ‘Fonz’ himself. If only we could all so cool

1967: Gavin Rossdale, lead singer of ‘90s Brit rockers Bush and Gwen Stefani’s arm candy

1981: Ivanka Trump, daughter of ‘the Don’ himself. She may have got her money from him, but he’s certainly not responsible for her looks.

Daybook

STUMPIN’

The DNC presidential debate in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

John McCain fundraises in New York City

Mitt Romney fundraises in Chicago and New York City

Ron Paul appears on NBC’s the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

CONGRESS

HOUSE

9:30 AM

The House Foreign Affairs Committee holds a full committee hearing on the Russian national elections.

10 AM

The House Armed Services Committee Oversight and Investigations Subcommittee holds a hearing on the stabilization and reconstruction operations in Iraq and hears testimony from Deputy Assistant Defense Secretary for Stability Operations Capabilities Celeste Ward

The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee National Security and Foreign Affairs Subcommittee discusses the Iranian people’s attitudes

2 PM

The House Appropriations Committee State, Foreign Operations and Related Programs Subcommittee takes a hard look at the diplomatic surge in Iraq and assess its effectiveness. Stuart Bowen Jr., special inspector general for Iraq reconstruction testifies.

The House Foreign Affairs Committee Asia, the Pacific, and the Global Environment Subcommittee holds a hearing on renewable energy

SENATE

9:30 AM

The Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee hears testimony from Lawrence Sanchez, assistant commissioner of the NYPD, and others in law enforcement during a hearing on the role of local law enforcement in countering Islamist extremism

10 AM

The Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee convenes on the issue protecting the US from drug-resistant Tuberculosis

2:30 PM

The Senate Foreign Relations Committee holds a hearing on the nominations of Sean Mulvaney to assistant administrator of the US Agency for International Development and Dan Heath to US alternate executive director of the IMF. The nominees will testify.

The Senate Commerce, Science, and Transportation Committee meets for markup of the “Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) Reform Act of 2007” (S.2045) and the “Do-Not-Call Improvement Act of 2007” (S.2096), as well as other pieces of legislation and to vote on a number of nominations.

TV

TIVO…

Oprah: What the Stylemakers Can’t Live Without

The View: David Foster

Regis and Kelly: Baldwin brother Billy, and John O’Hurley

Ellen: Private Practice star Amy Brenneman

STAY UP FOR…

Letterman: Actress Jennifer Connelly, Guns ’n Roses’ Slash, and musical guest Nicole Atkins

Leno: Tom Cruise, Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, and musical guest the Sex Pistols

Late Late Show: Star of the new movie Dan in Real Life Steve Carell, and musical guest Good Charlotte

Conan: Ethan Hawke, with musical guest Zappa Plays Zappa

Last Call: Mindfreak Criss Angel

Kimmel: Actress and model Rebecca Romijn and James Lipton

Daily Show: Former CIA Agent Valerie Plame Wilson

Colbert Report: Craig Venter, co-founder of Synthetic Genomics, a biological firm using modified microorganisms to produce ethanol and hydrogen as alternative fuels

 

Popularity Contest

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NYT: A Principal Who Cracks Down on Stress

WASHPO: A Push for Plain English

USAT: Bike bomber kills 29 recruits in Iraq

WSJ: The Economics of Hybrids

LAT: ‘We have decided to take your life’

ABC: Beach House Blaze Investigation Continues

CNN: FEMA PR chief loses new job after fake news briefing

CBS: Sarko The American

FOX: Surprise! Daylight Saving Pushed Back One Week by 2005 Energy Conservation Act

NBC: Autism screening urged for toddlers by age 2

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