Speed Round
AUDIO: SMACKDOWN ON THE VIEW
The View’s Elizabeth Hasselbeck tries to tell Nancy Pelosi the surge is working, promptly meets the back of Pelosi’s hand.
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AUDIO: TELL RUSH TO STOP TELLING LIES
In a new ad by Vote Vets, very real soldier Brian McGough tells Rush Limbaugh,"Until you have the guts to call me a “phony soldier” to my face, stop telling lies about my service.”
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AUDIO: HATE RADIO
Conservative radio blowhard John DePetro, on why white people go to Harlem: “We’re talking about Harlem. And by and large — I lived in New York for years — white people don’t go to Harlem. If Dan Abrams and John DePetro, Bill O’Reilly, some white guys are sitting around a table, and Dan Abrams said, “Yeah, I was up in Harlem last night.” We would think you were either, a) looking for drugs, or, b) looking for a prostitute.”
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[Media Matters]
AUDIO: BRITS BRINGING THEIR TROOPS HOME
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown announces more British troops will be pulled out of Iraq, bringing the total from 5,500 in early September to 4,500 by the end of the year. [Reuters]
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NICE TRY, CHERTY
Department of Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff has a wacky new rationale for a border fence: it’s good for the environment. “Illegal migrants really degrade the environment. I’ve seen pictures of human waste, garbage, discarded bottles and other human artifact in pristine areas. And believe me, that is the worst thing you can do to the environment.” [AP]
CLOSETED AND CORNERED
Local papers report that when Florida Rep. Bob Allen, he’ll find himself “shunned by colleagues and banished to a corner seat in the chamber near freshman Democrats.” His trial on charges of offering to give an undercover cop twenty bucks if he let him perform a sex act on him in a public park starts November 5. [Orlando Sentinel]
BUSH LEARNS AUSTRALIAN FOR “NO”
Australia, which still supports America’s war in Iraq, says they will refuse to participate in a war against Iran. [Xinhua]
VETOING CHILDREN
Dana Perino says Bush will veto the wildly popular expansion of children’s health insurance “quietly.” Ya think? [Think Progress]
3,500
Number of signatures, including those of 300 faculty, on a Stanford University petition protesting Donald Rumsfeld’s appointment to the university’s policy think tank. [CNN]
FAKE PROGRESS
Reuters reports that the minor drop in violence in Baghdad is more a result of “short-lived battlefield gains than progress resolving the country’s bitter conflicts.” [Reuters]
2
Number of hurricanes still expected this year, according to the Colorado State University hurricane research team. [Reuters]
LIFE STYLES OF THE RICH AND THE FEDERAL
A new GAO report shows that federal workers have been traveling in style...illegally. [USA Today]
30 PERCENT
A new UN report shows that violence in Afghanistan has spiked by 30 percent. [AP]
SPEAKING OF WHICH...
A suicide bomber has killed at least 12 in Kabul. [NY Times]
BLAME GLOBAL WARMING
More proof that, thanks to global warming, wildfires are just getting worse. [USA Today]