Celebration Excuse
Wednesday’s the new Friday...
1789
George Washington proclaims the first official Thanksgiving Day. Get hungry thinking about Thanksgiving dinner.
1795
Napoleon Bonaparte is named to defend the French National Convention against counter-revolutionary rioters. Oh, the irony.
1955
Captain Kangaroo debuts on CBS while the Mickey Mouse Club debuts on ABC. It was a good day to be a kid, assuming you owned a television.
1990
The Federal Republic of Germany is formed in the re-unification of East and West Germany. Eat some bratwurst and schnitzel!
1995
A ‘not guilty’ verdict is handed down in the trial of O.J. Simpson for the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. Kate Kaelin jokes slowly fall out of fashion.
If you see ____, wish them a happy birthday...
Baptist minister, regular O’Reilly Factor guest, political, civil rights, and social justice activist, and occasional presidential candidate, Al Sharpton (1954)
Motley Crue drummer, amateur porn star, and ex-husband of both Pamela Anderson and Heather Locklear, Tommy Lee (1962)
Singer, songwriter, fashion designer and trendsetter, Gwen Stefani (1969)
Successful Soul and R&B musician, India.Arie (1975)
Popular Underground “Conscious” Hip-Hop artist, Talib Kweli (1975)
Steve Stifler himself, Sean William Scott (1976)
Pop-rock singer, actress, reality-show star, and not-so-successful lip syncing younger sister of Jessica Simpson, Ashley Simpson (1984)
Daybook
CONGRESS
HOUSE
10 AM
House Energy and Commerce Committee
Health Subcommittee hearing on H.R. 1108, the “Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act,” to provide the Food and Drug Administration with certain authority to regulate tobacco products
House Financial Services Committee
Full committee hearing with testimony on “The Fight against Global Poverty and Inequality: the World Bank’s Approach to Core Labor Standards and Employment Creation”
House Homeland Security Committee
Emergency Communications, Preparedness, and Response Subcommittee hearing on “Practicing Like We Play: Examining Homeland Security Exercises”
2 PM
House Financial Services Committee
Capital Markets, Insurance, and Government Sponsored Enterprises Subcommittee hearing on the need for insurance regulatory reform.
SENATE
9:30 AM
Senate Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs Committee
Senate Assistant Majority Leader Richard Durbin (D-IL) and Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS) testify during full committee hearing on combating genocide in Darfur, focusing on the role of divestment and other policy tools
10 AM
Senate Environment and Public Works Committee
Clean Air and Nuclear Safety Subcommittee hears testimony during hearing on “The Nuclear Regulatory Commission’s Reactor Oversight Process”
2:30 PM
Senate Foreign Relations Committee
East Asia and Pacific Affairs Subcommittee hearing on “Burma’s Saffron Revolution.” The phrase “Saffron Revolution” connects the protests against Myanmar’s military dictatorship to the saffron-colored robes widely associated with Buddhist monks, who are at the forefront of the demonstrations
TV
TIVO…
Oprah: Why Did I Get Married?
The View: Sarah Silverman, Lee Pace
Regis and Kelly: Ted Danson, Ted Koppel
Ellen: Jamie Foxx, 6 year-old pianist Emily Bear
STAY UP FOR…
Letterman: Alec Baldwin, Faith Hill
Leno: Tom Selleck, Carlos Mencia, Bobbie and Willie Nelson
Late Late Show: Kevin Smith, J.L. Cauvin
Conan: Tina Fey, Ani DiFranco
Last Call: Moon Bloodgood, the Last Goodnight
Kimmel: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Brad Womack, Nick Lowe
Daily Show: Ted Koppel
Colbert Report: Jim Lovell