Celebration Excuse
The New Deal, a New Name for the Foggy City, and a New Arrogant Bridge in New Jersey, Here’s why we’re huge in Branson:
1806
The Lower Trenton Bridge (also known as the “Trenton Makes The World Takes Bridge”) is built and Trenton’s ego grows three sizes.
1847
Yerba Buena, California is renamed San Francisco. Glad to know we never had to hear Tony Bennett sing “I Left My Heart in Yerba Buena.”
1891
Liliuokalani is proclaimed Queen of Hawaii. In history classes around the world, scores of children mispronounce her name.
1980
Stamp featuring the face of W.C. Fields is issued. Postal workers report that the stamp makes their envelopes smell like cheap gin.
2007
Microsoft releases its Windows Vista. Cough, Mac OS copy, cough.
And two very political birthdays:
Franklin D. Roosevelt, father of the New Deal.
Dick Cheney, evil-Stepfather of the “Bargain of the Century”
Daybook
PEOPLE
Former Governor Mike Huckabee travels to Iowa.
Former Gov. Mitt Romney meets local residents in Columbia, SC
SENATE
9AM
Senate in Session
9:30AM
Senate Armed Services Committee hearing on Adm. Fallon’s reappointment.
10AM
Judiciary Committee hearing on Congress’s powers to End War
10AM
Senate Budget Committee hearing on Long-Term Fiscal Challenges
2PM
Foreign Relations Committee hearing with Lee Hamilton and James Baker on Alternative Plans for Iraq
2:30PM
Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee holds a hearing with Auto Industry executives on Fuel Efficiency
HOUSE
10AM
House Oversight and Government Reform Committee hearing on allegations of political interference with the work of climate change scientists.
10:30AM
House in Session
2PM
House Armed Services Committee Hearing on the Future of Afghanistan
10AM
House Budget Committee Hearing on the Congressional Budget and Economic Outlook