Speed Round
BAD IDEAS
More and more churches are incorporating live donkeys and camels into their nativity scenes. What could possible go wrong? [Wall Street Journal]
WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS?
Rachel Ray to be even more annoying on yet another Food Network show. Happy holidays. [AP]
GEEK CHIC
Good news, fantasy buffs: Peter Jackson, the award-winning director of Lord of the Rings, has signed on to produce “The Hobbit.” [AP]
SOMEONE’S GETTING COAL THIS YEAR...
“Woman Accused of Groping Mall Santa” [AP]
$1,000
A bank in Fargo, ND is giving full-time employees $1,000 each. The only condition? That they spent the cash on people in need. [AP]
BAD GUYS
As if you needed another reason to hate Blackwater, the infamous contracting group also shot Hentish, the New York Times’s Baghdad bureau dog. [Reuters]
WE SMELL A HORROR MOVIE
“Alien Ants Devour Locals, Then Go Vegetarian” [Live Science]
64%
The percent of CEOs who think that CEOs are overpaid. In other news: 64% of CEOS are lying. [Reuters]
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
A Japanese minister confirms what Mulder and Scully already knew: UFOs are real. [Reuters]
IRONY
Formula One racing sensation Lewis Hamilton had his license suspended on Tuesday. For speeding. [Reuters]
THE MAN SHOW
Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show is headed back on the air despite the writer’s strike, joining fellow late night hosts Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien. [AP]
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HER GO TO JAIL
Singer Amy Winehouse is arrested in London “as part of an investigation into perverting the course of justice.” She’s certainly perverted the course of soul singing. And we love it. [Reuters]
LUNCH LADY LIAR
A lunch lady contestant on Survivor: China claims that she was demoted to janitor when she got home after participating in the show. Only trouble: the custodian position was a promotion, with more money and better benefits. [AP]
NO COMMENT
“60,000 Chinese-made full-body harnesses used by hunters were recalled because they could allow users to fall from tree stands.” [Reuters]
SUNSHINY NEWS
Nanosolar, a private company partially funded by Google, have begun selling “the world’s lowest cost solar panel.” [Reuters]