Speed Round
SWEENEY TOT
Director Tim Burton and partner Helena Bonham Carter welcomed a baby girl, their second child together, into the world this weekend. [TMZ]
ALERT YOUR TIVO
On January 31, “Lost” is moving to a new time slot, Thursdays at 9PM, where it will go up against “Celebrity Apprentice.” [Hollywood Reporter]
BEWARE THE ROUS!
Scientists exploring a “lost world” in the jungles of Indonesia have discovered two entirely new species of animals, a GIANT rat and an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny marsupial. [MSNBC]
YAWN
Can’t sleep? Blame grandma! It turns out insomnia may be a genetic condition. [USA Today]
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES
French President Nicholas Sarkozy wraps an arm around supermodel/singer Carla Bruni...two months after his divorce. [AFP]
GOD HATES RUPERT MURDOCH
What other explanation is there for a hazardous chemical spill at News Corps.’s NYC headquarters? [Gawker]
THE HOLIDAYS ARE RUINED
George Dickel Whisky No. 8 says that it’s short on production of its sipping booze this year, meaning that we might actually have to deal with relatives (gulp) sober. [WSMV]
PAGING CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
“Computer-free students find life hard without them” [USA Today]
DUMB IDEAS
Foiled by the mortgage slump here at home? Why not shoot for the moon with your next real estate endeavors? Literally. The moon. [Reuters]
WE’RE SMILING INSIDE
Publishers aren’t offering Karl Rove as much as he thought he could get to write his memoirs. [Crain’s Business]
EMANCIPATION
The Long Island couple who kept two Indonesian domestic workers against their will are convicted on “12 counts, including involuntary servitude, conspiracy, harboring aliens and forced labor.” They face up to 40 years in prison. [NY Times]
BEDTIME STORIES
The tradition of reading to kids before they go to sleep is declining across the country. Sad, and bad: “Researchers and child-development specialists say reduced rates of shared reading time can hurt family cohesion, stymie creative development in younger children and drag down academic achievement.” [Kansas City Star]
ONLY HALF?
“Almost half of U.S. Internet users ‘Google’ themselves” [Computer World]
FAN ‘TIL THE END
Kathleen Desrosiers sprinkled her dead hubby’s ashes at a place he always dreamed to go: Heinz Field during a Steelers game. [AP]