Speed Round
AUDIO: AL GORE BRINGS SEXY BACK TO MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS
Former Vice President Al Gore makes surprise appearance at MTV Video Music Awards: “I actually was not planning on being here tonight. But then MTV explained to me that Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back, so here I am.”
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AUDIO: GM DROPS SURVIVOR
NYC Council Member John Liu, on General Motors decision to pull ad dollars from Survivor, The Race War: “Major corporations that are mainstays of America realize that they are sponsoring a show that puts a battle of the races together. Those advertisers and companies will not want to support this kind of show either.”
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BREAKING UP OVER EMAIL
Radio Shack breaks up with 400 employees…over email. Text of the email: “"The work force reduction notification is currently in progress. Unfortunately your position is one that has been eliminated.” Ouch. [Atlanta Journal Constitution]
HORSEY KIDS
What do Bruce Springsteen, Paula Zahn and Lou Dobbs have in common? Their daughters competed against one another in the Hampton Classic Horse Show. Cheerio. [NY Daily News]
SIGNS
New outbreak of crop circles in the Midwest. Remember, the truth is out there. [ABC]
WINE
Zin ain’t in. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger refuses to name zinfindel California’s official “historic wine.” [ABC]
BARTENDERS
That must have been one heck of a MangoRazzatini: Applebee’s bartender gets $1,000 tip on $26 check. [CBS News]
TATTOOS
Too bad you can’t SpellCheck® your back: man spends $380 on giant back tattoo commemorating his mom, only to find two spelling errors. [The Sun]
BAD MAN
If your pastor says he wants to exorcise your demons, make sure he’s wearing pants first. [Star-Telegram]
FOO FIGHTERS
Why we >HEART< the Foo Fighters: Foo Fighter frontman David Grohl is taking two Austrailian miners out for drinks, after hearing the miners listened to the Foo Fighters while trapped underground for two solid weeks. [CBC]
MCFLURRIES
McDonald’s reduces size of hole in lid of McFlurry cups b/c hedgehogs kept getting their heads stuck through them and starving to death. No. Really. [Yahoo]
GET A PRENUP
Billionaire/philanthropist Warren Buffet weds. [CNN]
U.S. OPEN
What a trooper: despite a shoulder injury, Lindsay Davenport advances at the U.S. Open. [AP]
ONLY IN FRANCE
Just another day in Paris: New French book exposes sexual escapades of French politicians. [Reuters]
RIDICULOUS
Univ. of Montana campus police now patrol on Segways. In other news, drunken frat boys find one more thing to throw empty beer cans at. [AP]