Speed Round
AUDIO: CBS BOB SCHIEFFER SAYS GOODBYE
A news legend makes a graceful exit.
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FRIST
Don’t be a fool! Stay in school! Sen. Bill Frist, failing to do the coursework required to keep his medical license, will be fined $40 for every hour of class he skipped. [AP]
FORE!
Golfers in Venezuela may have to find somewhere else to practice their chip shots: City fo Caracas considering turning golf courses into low-income housing. [LA Times]
WE KNOW A SECRET
For all of you who thought you knew which senator was secretly holding up that bill to create a searchable database to track Congressional pork, you were right! It was Sen. Ted Stevens (R., AK)! [Washington Times]
CORPORATE DRUG DEALERS
Cigarettes…now with more nicotine! According to tests, the amount of nicotine in brands of cigs “most popular with young people and minorities” have almost 10% more addictive nicotine today than they did in 1998. (Cigarette company response: “Huh? Wha’?”) [Washington Post]
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION
Rochester, Minn., City Council member Pat Carr has a secret admirer…himself. Carr was forced to apologize for posting anonymous messages on his local newspaper’s Web site like, “Pat Carr has done nothing but stand up for the silent majority.” [Think Progress]
HURRICANES
Dios Mia! Hurricane John stays offshore from Mexico. [AP]
IRAQ
More violence: attacks kill at least 51 in Baghdad. [AP]
BURNING PLANES
Miami’s so hot, even the planes are catching on fire: plane’s landing gear catches on fire as it touches down in South Florida. [AP]
ERNESTO
He’s baaa-aaack: Ernesto (once again) nearing hurricane status. [AP]