Speed Round
ROCK ON IN HEAVEN
The Stooges guitarist Ron Asheton was found dead this morning. Although authorities don’t know the cause of death, no foul play is suspected in the death of the 60-year old in his Ann Arbor home. [CNN]
FIGHTING HARD
“I’d say five years is pretty wishful thinking. Two years seems likely if you’re going to believe statistics. I want to last until they find a cure, which means I’d better get a fire under it.” —Patrick Swayze on his fight against pancreatic cancer. [ABC]
CONGRATS
Alyssa Milano is engaged to Hollywood agent David Bugliari, her boyfriend of more than a year. Definitely a better match than her ex, Justin Timberlake. The happy couple has not yet set a date. [MSNBC]
OH SPIKE
“Rich is Spielberg. Lucas. Gates. Steve Jobs. Jay-Z! Bruce Springsteen. I’m not complaining. But that’s money. Will Smith. Oprah Winfrey - that’s a ton of money. Compared to them, I’m on welfare!"—Spike Lee on how he’s not ‘rich-rich’, just a little wealthy. We are sure if you were on welfare, you wouldn’t be able to afford houses on the Upper East Side and Martha’s Vineyard, and private school for the kids, would you? [Perez Hilton]
BORED AT WORK?
Go take a look at vintage Barack Obama, on a local TV show in Chicago, where he was a restaurant reviewer back when he was just a state senator! [Perez Hilton]
PUT DOWN THAT COOKIE!
While physical activity has many proven to have many health benefits, new research shows that diet actually plays the key role in weight loss. Researchers found that African American women in Chicago weighed almost 50 pounds more than women in rural Nigeria. Though Nigerians weren’t more physically active than the African-American women, their diets were a bit healthier. [NBC News]
NOT A FAN
“Quite an actor, Sean Penn. And not an a-hole like Russell Crowe.” —Josh Brolin, after being introduced by Sean Penn at an awards dinner. Those sound like fighting words, Brolin! [Access Hollywood]
HOUSE CALL
You’ve heard of house calls, but what about the web call? Hawaii is experimenting with a new way for doctors and patients to meet up on-line. “Patients use the service by logging on to participating health plans’ Web sites. Doctors hold 10-minute appointments, which can be extended for a fee, and can file prescriptions and view patients’ medical histories through the system.” [NY Times]
35.7 MILLION
The number of people who had their personal data exposed in data breaches in 2008. That’s up nearly 50% over 2007, according to the Identity Theft Resource Center of San Diego. [Washington Post]
PANTS!
He’s been mocked on late-night television. Law & Order did a “ripped-from-the-headlines” show about him. But former DC Judge Roy Pearson won’t give up; he’s re-suing to have his $54-million lawsuit over a pair of slacks that went missing at his dry cleaner’s heard in front of a new, 9-judge panel. [CBS News]
OBIT
Round 17 in our game of “Words And Phrases We Pray Are Never In Our Obits": “Man Dies After Having Penis Set On Fire” [CBS News]
LIAR!
The Burlington Liars’ Club, a fixture in the pursuit of the best fibs, untruths and whoppers since 1929, awarded the honor of Best Lie 2008 to this charmer: “My grandson is the most persuasive liar I have ever met. By the time he was 2 years old he could dirty his diaper and make his mother believe someone else had done it.” [Fox News]
DENIED!
Prosecutors said “no freakin’ way” to Roman Polanski’s request to have the rape charges against him dropped. Polanski, remember, is still a fugitive from justice after allegedly raping a 13-year-old in Jack Nicholson’s hot-tub back in 1977. [Yahoo]