Celebration Excuse
Dot-dot-dash and raise a glass to Mother Teresa and FDR.
1838
Samuel Morse first successfully tests the electrical telegraph. Dot — dot — dash to you too.
1912
New Mexico joins our star-spangled union.
1929
Mother Teresa arrives in Calcutta to begin her work amongst India’s poorest people.
1931
Thomas Edison submits his last patent application.
1941
President Franklin Roosevelt delivers his Four Freedoms speech in the State of the Union Address. Which one’s your favorite?
1942
Pan-American Airlines becomes the first commercial airline to schedule a flight around the world. Suddenly, Phileas Fogg’s wager seems a bit outdated.
2005
Edgar Ray Killen is arrested as a suspect for the 1964 murders of three Civil Rights workers.
One-hit-wonders have birthdays too, you know.
1981: What’s Mike Jones been up to lately? Well, why don’t you call him and ask for yourself? Seriously, it’s (281) 206-4336.
1970: Gabrielle Reece, supermodel and volleyball star.
1968: Thank god for John Singleton, director of Boyz N the Hood and Baby Boy. Without him, BET late-night programming would be, well, Drumline on repeat.
1955: Though his name sounds like he should join Chace Crawford on the cast of Gossip Girl, Rowan Atkinson is just lowly Mr. Bean.
1412: Joan of Arc is the hottest female martyr ever. Hands down.
Daybook
POTUS
10 AM
Gives a speech at a military appreciation parade and farewell ceremony, Fort Myer, Va.
1:40 PM
Announces the designation of three areas in the Central Pacific as Marine National Monuments, DC
NEARLY POTUS
Vice President Joe Biden
According to Politico, “Joe Biden is traveling to Southwest Asia later this week – not as vice president-elect but with a bipartisan Senate delegation as outgoing chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.”
OTHER PEOPLE
Vice President Dick Cheney
Noon
Participates in the swearing in ceremony for the new members of the U.S. Senate. Senate Floor, U.S. Capitol.
ON THE HILL
9AM
Official tally of the electoral college votes
WATCH MORE TV
The View: Actress America Ferrera ("Ugly Betty)
Ellen: Marisa Tomei, Deepak Chopra, Foreigner
Regis & Kelly: Kate Hudson
Oprah: Dr. Oz day
Stewart: Michael Wolff, Vanity Fair columnist and author of The Man Who Owns the News: Inside the Secret World of Rupert Murdoch
Colbert: Matt Miller, CAP fellow (whoo hoo!) and author of The Tyranny of Dead Ideas: Letting Go of the Old Ways of Thinking to Unleash a New Prosperity
Letterman: Actor Kevin James ("King of Queens")
Leno: Queen Latifah, Adam Carolla, Pussycat Dolls
Conan: Kate Hudson
Kimmel: Comedian Mike Birbiglia