Celebration Excuse
Wives galore for Mormons, Congress starts killing trees for money, and the U.S. government says “Sayonara” to John Lennon. It’s July 16, and we still haven’t recovered from the Bastille Day shenanigans.
1831
Joseph Smith, founder of Mormonism, receives a “vision” in Jackson County, Missouri, telling him that polygamy is A-O.K.
1850
The Observatory at Harvard takes the first photograph of a star, Vega.
1861
Dolla-dolla bills, ya’ll. Congress authorizes paper money.
1879
Aloha! The first railroad opens in Hawaii.
1955
Disneyland televises its grand opening in Anaheim, California.
1974
Harsh, man. John Lennon is ordered to leave the U.S. within 60 days.
1986
Because we just can’t help ourselves; Susan Lucci loses for the 7th time at the 13th Annual Daytime Emmy awards.
1996
The Paris-bound TWA Flight 800 explodes off the coast of Long Island, New York, killing all 230 passengers.
Your birthday? Of course we remembered!
1917: Legendary comedienne Phyllis Diller
1928: American composer of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” fame, Vince Gauralidi
1952: The man, the myth, the legend; David Hasselhoff
1954: Girl Power! German Chancellor Angela Merkel
Daybook
POTUS
President Bush attends a medal-giving ceremony for agricultural scientist Norman Borlaug
POTUS then meets with UN Sec. Gen Ban Ki-Moon in the Oval Office.
PEOPLE
Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez talks free trade at the Washington International Trade Association
Sec. of State Condi Rice still in the Middle East, Africa, Europe to do the diplomacy thing
STUMPIN’
Georgia: Special House run-off election for the 10th district (it’s for the replacement for Rep. Charlie Norwood)
Elizabeth Edwards, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton speak to the Planned Parenthood Public Affairs Retreat
ON THE HILL
Senate
10am
Senate Judiciary Committee: Hearing on the prosecution of Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean, former Border Patrol agents doing time for shooting a drug dealer fleeing across the U.S./Mexican border in 2005
10am
Foreign Relations Subcom: Hearing on democratic developments in Sub Sahara Africa.
2:30pm
Health Committee hearing on what to do about the Alzheimer’s epidemic. Watch For: Director of the CDC Julie Gerberding
House
9:30am
Energy and Commerce Committee: Hearing on whether the FDA can assure the safety of our food supply.
10am
Budget Committee: Hearing on “Budgeting to Fight Waste, Fraud, and Abuse.” Watch For: HHS Secretary Michael Leavitt
10:30am
Foreign Affairs Committee: Hearing on “U.S. Policy Options In The Iraq Crisis.”
WATCH MORE TV
During The Day
The Oprah: “Confronting the Attacker”
The View: Kristen Chenoweth
Regis & Kelly: John Travolta
Ellen: (Repeat) Beyonce
Stay Up Late
Stewart: Christopher Walken
Colbert: John Mellencamp
Letterman: Adam Sandler
Leno: Holly Hunter; Phyllis Diller
Conan: Jessica Biel
Kimmel: Brian Williams; model Petra Nemcova
Ferguson: Carl Reiner